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David LaBounty interviews himself |
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q. Why are you interviewing yourself? a. Because no one else will and I still think I'm interesting even though I'm broke, going bald, and gaining more weight. That and I really, really want my work in Beat the Dust. q. Why Beat the Dust? a. Because I'm a submission junkie. I write and I write and I submit and I submit because I crave attention, adoration, fame. q. Are you famous? a. Hell no.
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| 18 Nov 2007 |
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Poetry
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In Podcast and Chap-book
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there is more than one shot at redemption
there is Jesus
I see him with my eyes shaped like keyholes
and he is rags and grease and unkempt hair and brown eyes and brown, brown skin
and he says share and share alike and be kind and be gentle
he also says each according to his ability each according to his need
and well shit, I say, that’s like communism, damn near
he shrugs his shoulders
says maybe
and I tell Him about all my sins, at least, the ones I committed yesterday and they all had to do with coveting something and it wasn’t my neighbor’s wife but it might have been the wife a few doors down
there was that and bud light was on sale at the grocery store and I robbed my kid’s piggy bank to pay for it
He pats me on the head
His long and dirty fingernails leave a trail of remembrance on my scalp
sin no more, He says,
because if you do,
it’s eternal damnation
or Siberia
or maybe
more of the same.
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Anon's comments
I really enjoyed that......but Bud Light :-(
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25 Nov 2007
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